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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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  • #tegan and sara #skq #hot sara #jawline
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brookeeverdeen:

WHEN YOU EAT THE LAST CHIP IN THE BAG WITHOUT KNOWING IT WAS THE LAST CHIP

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  • #tegan and sara #trq #hot tegan #ugh #arms #tattoos
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koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

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mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

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